WOSWJU

[Phil Thayer]

I think he would probably download this
http://www.whatwouldjesusdownload.com/christianubuntu/2006/07/about-ubun
tu-christian-edition.html

Phil

> -----Original Message-----
> From: kclug-bounces at kclug.org 
> [mailto:kclug-bounces at kclug.org] On Behalf Of Jeremy Fowler
> Sent: Thursday, January 25, 2007 3:11 PM
> To: Luke-Jr; kclug at kclug.org
> Subject: RE: WOSWJU
> 
> What about "Jesus" of the Jiffy Lube? Who wanted me to buy windshield
> wipers at three times the retail price. He used a possible 
> Linux app to
> show me that I'm due for a maintenance rimming, according to the
> "manufacturer". Then proceeded to ring my extortion rate oil change on
> some terminal app, and printed out my receipt on a dot matrix 
> printer...
> Dot matrix!!! However, he gave me a good deal on my Mobil One 
> oil. So it
> is true, Jesus saves....
>  
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: kclug-bounces at kclug.org 
> [mailto:kclug-bounces at kclug.org] On Behalf
> Of Luke-Jr
> Sent: Thursday, January 25, 2007 9:12 AM
> To: kclug at kclug.org
> Subject: Re: WOSWJU
> 
> On Thursday 25 January 2007 14:27, James R. Sissel wrote:
> > "What OS would Jesus use?"
> 
> Well now that depends on which "Jesus" you're talking about...
> - The "Jesus" of the Mennonites, who will let you join him as you are.
> - The "Jesus" of the Conciliarists, who will do what he can 
> to make sure
> *all*
> 		 meet up with him.
> - The "Jesus" of the Baptists, who hates his own mother and will only
> take
> 		 others who also do.
> - The "Jesus" of the Lutherans, who insists on disorganization to join
> him.
> - ..... (any of the other "Jesus"s)
> - The Jesus Whom founded the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church
> nearly
> 		 2000 years ago and saves those who accept Him as He is,
> love Him, and do
> 		 His will.
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