Top 10 Things Likely To Be Overheard From A Klingon Programmer

[Zscoundrel]

So does this mean that Bill Gates is a Klingon???  

This actually explains a lot.  I always knew that he was to ugly to be 
completely human!

Brian Kelsay wrote:

> http://www.baetzler.de/humor/klingon_programmer.html
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> Top 10 Things Likely To Be Overheard From A Klingon Programmer
> Author unknown
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> 1. Specifications are for the weak and timid!
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> 2. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you 
> stand!
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> 3. Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your 
> skull!
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> 4. What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 
> 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers 
> and quality assurance people in its wake.
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> 5. Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 
> 'arguments' - and they always win them.
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> 6. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the 
> weak.
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> 7. A true Klingon Warrior does not comment on his code!
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> 8. Klingon software does not have bugs. It has features, and those 
> features are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand.
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> 9. You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the 
> original Klingon.
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> 10. Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! 
> Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
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> Just a little humorous interlude.
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> Brian
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