[OT big time] Chiefs Fan

[Greg Kedrovsky]

This is REALLY OT, so if stuff like this offends you... please delete
now. I got it from my Dad (in Minnesota), who got it from a friend of
his in Stillwell. Just had to pass it along. I thought it was
hillarious. Sorry if it's old news.

[start]

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and 
trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her 
class that she's a Chargers fan. She asks the class to raise their 
hands if they too are Charger fans. Everyone in the class raises their 
hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you 
raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied. The 
teacher asked "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you 
support?"

"I'm a Chiefs fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks, "Mary, 
why are you a Chiefs fan?"

"Because my Mom and dad are from Kansas City and my Mom is a Chiefs fan
and my dad is a Chiefs fan, so I'm a Chiefs fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not 
necessarily a reason for you to be a Chiefs fan. You don't have to be 
just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom was a 
prostitute and your dad was a pimp, drug addict and a car thief, what 
would you be then?"

Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."

   :-)

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