signature had to share...

[Adam Turk]

> Pardon my vulgarity, but on the subject of signatures...  one I get a
real
> kick out of and yet never let fly, which I feel I can get away with
at
> this time is:
>
> "God spoke to me yesterday and said in my next life I'm going to be a
porn
> star.  Wanna fuck?"  -- (Contributor removed to protect the guilty,
but
> his name starts with "Frank Wiles".) <GRIN>

>that might be the lamest thing I've ever read.

And indeed, the shit did fly. 

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