Exciting opportunity . . . in Cobol?

[Bradley Miller]

Anyone catch the 1/4 page ad from DST Systems in the KC Star today?
They're wanting to PAY for people who aren't IT to learn COBOL.  Minimum
3.2 GPA plus 1 hour aptitude/logic test to get into the exciting field of
dead legacy languages . . . . plus be underpaid at best.  Did someone go
wack a bunch of 50+ year old Cobol veterans?  Jeez.

-- Bradley Miller