[OT] Investment Advice for the New Era

[Seth Dimbert]

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom,
you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one
year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent
deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.

(not mine)

-SD