As seen on a Joke a Day website: There was a TV ad for Microsoft's Internet Explorer 4.0 package which used the musical theme of the "Confutatis Maledictis" from Mozart's Requiem. "Where do you want to go today?" is the cheery line on the screen. Meanwhile, the chorus sings "Confutatis maledictis, flammis acribus addictis," which may answer the question for some. It translates as, "The damned and accursed are convicted to the flames of hell." [The guys at the ad agency should stick to pig-Latin.] ---------------------------------------------- Somewhere there is a village missing an idiot.