>If you would be willing to take a survey I have put together, please write me at lnq@microsoft.com.

Actually, be honest. YOU did not put the survey together. 
You are paid to solicit survey respondents.

You are _paid_ to pretend to be a normal kclug subscriber.

All of us are here out of passion; you are here for profit.

Passion is what makes Linux great.

Take your guerilla marketing and go home, come back
when you're for real. Until you are for real, you are unable
to comprehend us who are.

-Jared