What a load of crap...I was getting these emails at my work account, several months ago, before I asked the spam dudes to start blocking them. Brian --- Katanga wrote: > Dear Friend/Partner, > Compliments of the day to you. > Let me start by first introducing myself to you. I > am Mallam Umaru Sule > Katanga a native of Kano City in Nigeria a Muslim, > 36years old and > married with 7 children. > I am an accounts clerk in the accounts department of > the Kuramo > Community Bank of Nigeria Plc. > I was recently transferred to our head office here > in Lagos and after a > month of carrying out my duties I discovered an > abnormalcy in some > foreign exchange transaction carried out by the > former head of this > department. It seem that the bank had some foreign > exchange dealings on > behalf of a company based in Huston Texas for some > machine purchased for > an seismic firm carrying out operations in > Portharcourt. > The transaction was done and all parties satisfied, > but after going > through the papers I discovered an outstanding > credit of Six million, > Seven hundred and Fifty Thousand United States > Dollars (US$6.750.000.00) > left floating after it had originally supposed to be > cleared with the > total amount of Thirty Eight Million United States > Dollars approved. > After I made this discovery, I quickly and > discretely made some > papers to cover up this deficit and put in papers to > have it cleared out > immediately to any account oversea. > All that remains is particulars of either a firm or > a reliable person to > finalize the clearance of these funds. > This where I need your immediate assistance, I am > just an accounts clerk > with a monthly salary of Forty Thousand Naira which > is the equivalent > of Six hundred Dollars where in the world will I > have this kind of > opportunity again. Let me assure you that this > transaction will not take > more than a week to finalize and since I and you are > aware of it the > are little of any likelihood of any mishap or > exposure and as soon as it > is done I will resign and start a any business of my > choice. > I am prepared to go with you 60 – 40 after we are > successful in having > it paid into your account will be stated thus; 40% > for you as partner > and facilitator in getting the funds out, 60% for > myself. Please reply > back immediately on your preparedness to assist and > be rest assured that > as soon as the funds are safely in your account all > documentation would > be destroyed eradicating any trace whatsoever to > your involvement. As I > told you earlier all that I need is a name of a firm > or your full names, > and a contact address with a contact phone number > to fulfill the > filling process and also where I can reach you with > any directives for > a successful transaction. > I look forward to receiving your prompt and > favorably response, Isha - > Allah > Regards, > Mallam Umaru Sule Katanga > 67 Bank Anthony Way, Ikeja – Lagos > E-mail: usman_Katanga@firehousemail.com ===== Brian M. Huey | The universe is composed of: bigdady@yahoo.com | 13% Electrons | 13% Protons | 14% Neutrons | 60% Morons __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com