Below is a conversation between president George w. Bush and his cabinet
member Condi Rice.

We take you now to the Oval Office....

George: "Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?"
Condi: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."
George: "Great. Let's hear it."
Condi: "Hu is the new leader of China."
George: "That's what I want to know."
Condi: "That's what I'm telling you."
George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"
Condi: "Yes."
George: "I mean the fellow's name."
Condi: "Hu."
George: "The guy in China."
Condi: "Hu."
George: "The new leader of China."
Condi: "Hu."
George: "The Chinaman!"
Condi: "Sir, Hu is leading China."
George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
Condi: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."
George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"
Condi: "That's the man's name."
George: "That's who's name?"
Condi: "Yes."
George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?"
Condi: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East."
Condi: "That's correct."
George: "Then who is in China?"
Condi: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir is in China?"
Condi: "No, sir."
George: "Then who is?"
Condi: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir?"
Condi: "No, sir."
George: "Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."
Condi: "Kofi?"
George: "No, thanks."
Condi: "You want Kofi?"
George: "No."
Condi: "You don't want Kofi."
George: "No, but now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk and
then get me the U.N."
Condi: "Yes, sir."
George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
Condi: "Kofi?"
George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
Condi: "And call who?"
George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"
Condi: "Hu is the guy in China."
George: "Will you stay out of China?!"
Condi: "Yes, sir."
George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."
Condi: "Kofi."
George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: "Rice, here."
George: "Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Maybe we should send some to the guys in China and the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?"