Common on now, you have experience in linguistic analysis, Etruscan warlords of 500 B.C., and nanotechnology? > -----Original Message----- > From: owner-kclug@marauder.illiana.net > [mailto:owner-kclug@marauder.illiana.net]On Behalf Of Jonathan Hutchins > Sent: Thursday, September 19, 2002 1:39 PM > To: Jeremy Fowler; Michael; zscoundrel > Cc: kclug@kclug.org > Subject: Re: Tech-support Hall of Shame > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Jeremy Fowler" > > > * must possess working knowledge of SQL, Oracle, Linux, NetWare, Cisco > routers, > > Solaris, Lotus Notes, Citrix, IBM DB2, FORTRAN, COBOL, Java, Visual > Studio, C, > > C++, ASP, Perl, XML, thermodynamics, quantum theory, CPR, origami, > computational > > epistemology, linguistic analysis, Etruscan warlords of 500 B.C., > > nanotechnology, God, and HP laser printers > > Hey, how about that, I've got the skill set - but as always, not the > required experience or the education. > > All right, I'm a little light on Oracle and I don't code any more, but I > didn't want to go back to Help Desk anyway. > > >