Then you'll have to put your $214 toward the cost of your impending liver
transplant; you won't have insurance because you got fired for being tanked
on the job! ;)

Gene

> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-kclug@marauder.illiana.net
> [mailto:owner-kclug@marauder.illiana.net]On Behalf Of Seth Dimbert
> Sent: Wednesday, July 31, 2002 10:32 AM
> To: kclug@kclug.org
> Subject: [OT] Investment Advice for the New Era
>
>
> If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it
> would now
> be worth $49.00.
>
> With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With
> Worldcom,
> you would have less than $5.00 left.
>
> If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the
> stock) one
> year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent
> deposit, you would have $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
> recycle.
>
> (not mine)
>
> -SD
>
>
>