Sorry, but I felt compelled to repost this so that  more people got a laugh
today.   Yeah, it's off-topic and not everyone will find it funny, but I
almost fell out of my chair.
It's from www.slashdot.org about the naming of the RedHat 6.1 Beta as Lorax
and the other possibilities.  Enjoy.

New MS naming scheme (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 06, @06:11PM EDT (#55)

New MS naming scheme
...not animals, or Dr. Suess characters, but human
anatomy.

internal MS prelease naming is as follows:

Windows 95 : FORESKIN
Windows 98 : ARMPIT
NT 3.51 : GONAD
NT4.0 : SPHINCTER
W2K : RECTUM

...as in, "We recommend 2 tubes of KY before
exercising your new rectum".