On Wed, 9 Apr 2003, Brian Kelsay wrote:

> PPAhh, bigger, longer, thicker Linux, without premature software
> failure. Fast Distribution worldwide!  No Pumps! No Surgery! No
> Exercises! It's just stronger software!  Over 18 Million users.

And if you act NOW, we will include a self replicating feature at NO
CHARGE to you.  Hurry, GCC 3.2.2 may soon be outdated and your copy could
change.  It slices, it dices, and there's even a kernel module to MAKE
COFFEE (caffeine optional) from REAL COFFEE BEANS.  Supplies are 
unlimited, so YOU MUST ACT NOW and reserve your copy TODAY!

(I wonder how many spam filters will catch this...)

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