LUGNuts, I'm not a programmer. But it seems to me that it would be pretty easy to write a small Perl or php program to do what I want it to do. All I want is to have a small script that looks into a simple database (could be flat-file) and looks up information based upon the current time and date, then displays that information. Let me offer an example, because my actual need is too complicated to explain. Let's say that visitors to my website want to know what time my store is open, and what the "Sale Item of the Day" is. So, the database would look like this: Date Range Time Sale Item --------------------------------------- 01/01 - 01/07 8:00 am Apples 01/08 - 01/14 7:00 am Oranges 01/15 - 01/21 4:00 pm Watermelon Etc... Is that clear? On January 3, when the page loads, the script runs and returns: "This week, we open at 8:00 am and Apples are on sale." On January 8, the page would change to, "This week, we open at 7:00 am and Oranges are on sale." I need the script to check the current (server) time and date against the date range in the database every time it's called... Every time the page is called. Is that hard? As a non-programmer, it doesn't seem hard to me! :) Can anyone point me at a canned solution or help me create one? Thanks! -SD