Penguin joke

[Brian Kelsay]

A vacationing penguin was driving through Arizona when he noticed the
oil-pressure light was on. He got out to look and saw oil dripping out
of the motor.  He drove to the nearest town and stopped at the first gas 
station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin went for a walk around town.
He saw an ice-cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decided that
something cold would really hit the spot.

He got a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sat down to eat.
Having no hands, he made a real mess trying to eat with his little
flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he went back to the gas station and asked
the mechanic if he found the problem.

The mechanic looked up from the engine and replied, "It looks like you
blew a seal."

"No, no," the penguin responded, wiping his mouth "it is just ice
cream."

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