From: ejohnfel@ic.sunysb.edu (Eric Johnfelt) Subject: A little Linux Humor Date: 24 Sep 1993 02:55:55 GMT
Hey all,
Tired of unsuccessfully installing Linux?
Here... have a laugh, after all you deserve it.
And BTW Bill man, REAL funny!!!
Bill Reilly (aka wreillyi coyote "Super Genius", and Monkey Spanker
extrodinaire) wrote in a message to me after discussing my beef with
the man pages in SLS's distribution....
I wrote <other crap deleted, and paraphrased for brevity>
> True, Bash is my shell, but since 'sh' is on the system, it
>should be documented! If Bash is so close to 'sh' that they are virtually
>indistingiushable in the respect that Bash consists of 'sh' plus a
>whole lot more... then 'ln bash.1 sh.1' would be sufficient. So the BIG
>question is..., IS IT?
Bill writes....
>Probably not (That's SLS for you), but remember, you can be root, you have
>the power, abuse it well. (And Linus spake to the masses and said "With my
>Linux on thy PC thingie, I giveth thee the power to become the most highest
>and mightiest of all the powers over machine, the title of the superious
>userorious, root. With thy powers, which I have decreed in my most high and
>holiest wisdom, being me, thou canst do ANYTHING thy wantest to thy silly
>system. First and foremost among thy powers, which I alone have decreed that
>thee shalt have in my most infinite wisdom, be the power to really fuck up thy
>system..." [The Book of Linux according to Bill, Genesis 2.15-2.23])
Truer words have never been spoken.
Oh, BTW Bill, If you read this, someone came up to me in school and told
me to look at my 'kwho' byline.
STOP F*CKING WITH MY STUFF!!!!!!!!! (Damn Monkey Spanker! ee ee ;)